77 Life Struggles

… Because life is hard right?
Here is a list of 77 struggles we face in life. Some we can deal with some, we just can’t. So here we go…

         1.     Internet Explorer
2.       Getting up
3.       Going to sleep
4.       Actually sleeping
5.       Boys
6.       Girls
7.       Boys and Girls
8.       Relationships
9.       Being single
10.   Work, whether its school work, uni work or work work.
11.   Predictive text that still changes the damn word after you’ve changed it.
12.   Changing empty toilet roll… I just can’t be bothered.
13.   Children, whether they’re yours or not.
14.   Big headed children.
15.   Staring babies… suck your mum.
16.   Listening to that one song on repeat.
17.   Being unlucky in love
18.   Internet Explorer
19.   Making meals that take longer to cook than eat.
20.   Dirty dishes.
21.   Crap advice (i.e. “just breathe” “you’ll be fine” “just give it time”).
22.   Clichés
23.   Lies
24.   The truth
25.   Extrovertly extroverts
26.   Cheese – The food AND the “talk”
27.   Sainsbury’s
28.   Miley Cyrus
29.   Ice JJ Fish
30.   The Kardashians
31.   Internet Explorer
32.   Battery Low…
33.   Rich people
34.   Broke people
35.   Broken zips
36.   Hot people who know they’re hot.
37.   Ugly people who think they’re hot
38.   People who don’t know the difference between fact and opinion
39.   Undercover racists/homophobes/sexists etc.
40.   Anything chocolate that’s not chocolate
41.   Not being able to rip off the entire wrapper of a drumstick lollipop
42.   Sun
43.   Snow
44.   And everything in between
45.   Being dark
46.   Being pale
47.   Internet Explorer
48.   Drunks
49.   Annoying Drunks
50.   Aggressive Drunks
51.   Drunk Drunks
52.   Sweat
53.   Hot breath
54.   Hair… just hair.
55.   Independence
56.   Dependence
57.   Halloween… FRIKKIN HALLOWEEN
58.   Valentine’s Day (Pretend to love me more than you actually do)
59.   Conversation – A struggle for most people it would seem
60.   The lottery
61.   Attainment of that gym body
62.   TOWIE
63.   Internet Explorer
64.   Skyrim
65.   Feet
66.   Arsenal FC – Always struggling for that 4thplace
67.   Arsenal Fans – Struggle to realise their team’s struggle
68.   The struggle itself is a struggle
69.   Love (Whatever that is)
70.   Religion
71.   The Illuminati
72.   The Media
73.   The Government
74.   Society
75.   Democracy
76.   Death…
77.   LIFE
So everything in life is a struggle really… But remember they don’t have to be. All these things can make you thrive except for Internet Explorer because it’s just awful.

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