So yeah, what now?Well actually I have a bit of time to figure that out seeing as I stalled my entry into the real world by staying on at uni. Yes that is the real reason why I decided to do a masters, sue me.I graduated the other day and what an ordeal it was. … Continue reading The Summation of Graduation
Girls look good..but they're so gross.I want to tell you a story. So as a lot of you know, but if you don't, I work in a club. And I can honestly say I love my job. Except... EXCEPT for times like these...So it was a casual Friday or Saturday night. There I was minding … Continue reading WTF Do Girls do in the Loo?
Have you used Aloe Vera toilet paper before... my word!So a lot of you are probably thinking, why is this guy talking about love how cringey of him and the rest of you are think why the f*ck did he start the post talking about aloe vera toilet paper. Well my friends I plan on … Continue reading Quantifiable Love and Toilet Paper
It's that time of the month again. No... not THAT time. Story time!I swear for as long as I live in Bournemouth I'm not going to stop talking about tramps. As if my sympathy for them wasn't low enough already this just takes it down to a 0.So to give you some back story, in … Continue reading More Tramp Shenanigans
We all love a buffet whether it be chinese, pizza or ribs. And we all have our own theories of how we can "beat" the buffet. But let's be serious we're never actually going to "beat" the buffet are we? And what exactly does it mean to "beat" the buffet. Eating more than you've paid … Continue reading How to Beat the Buffet… sort of.
Messaging has become something of an art today with the prevalence of smart phones, Facebook, Whatsapp and all these other messaging services. We are now considered to be either good or bad messengers and I've come across a wide range. For those of you who don't know what messaging is, it's when you send someone a … Continue reading The Art of Messaging
There are a lot of phrases that have now lost all meaning because of how often people use them. Obviously there are the odd people that actually mean it when they say it but the majority of you lot are hard cold liars.1) I love you - Probably the most obvious. Do I really need … Continue reading Phrases that now mean nothing…